Monday, January 4, 2010

Quantum Cleanse Day 2

Okay, I am ready to feel good already! I still feel like shit and I'm cranky. I do realize just how hooked on sugar and caffeine I am. Plus, it is tough to break the snacker lifestyle. I have not shit all day and I hate that my body does this during times of change. Any little shift from the norm and my asshole seals up like the Shroud of Turin is stored inside. I would seriously sit on a popsicle made of stool softener.

For dinner my wife boiled pasta made of brown rice, and a sauce that had tofu and spinach in it. Awesome. If only I had a piece of french bread to wipe my bowl clean. Oh wait, can't eat bread and the stuff we can eat costs a mint so I don't want to waste it.

Me and the wife are slowing down with our comments about foods we wish we could eat. One would bring up Oreos and the other would get pissed. Some licorice sounds so good right now. Or a beer. Snowcap please! We'll see how much I weigh when I get home from work and it has been a full week on this program. I started at 172.5, wish me luck.

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